blogging in the palm of my hand

I have had an incredible urge to blog from my phone ever since the lady at the store showed me how to change ringtones. I am so giddy with excitement that the too small keyboard is now even smaller. The usualblogspot.com options like adding links, spell chacking, adding images and other blog building activities just say ERROR.

I'm not even sure I am on the right page because the screen is so dang small. My full qwerty keyboard is clicking away all backlit and happy.

Why am I blogging from my phone now? Why haven't I done it before? Sammie is watching Muppets from Space with two buddies we are babysitting while their parents are outhaving the time of their lives. Anna is on Craigslist on the other laptop. Ava is sleeping in the other room.

I'd start drinking beer, but who wants to be drinking when you're frinds show up to pick up their kids? The blog timing couldn't be better.
This is actually making my thumbs tired. My eyes are starting to water and get all blurry.
Okay I just dropped the phone, that never happens with the laptop.
Okay my phone started ringing, someone not in my address book. I tried to switch over but I think I hit the wrong button.

Okay, they didn't leave a message so I will have to assume it was unimportant.

Okay, if I don't capitalize, the phone does it for me I press I without hitting the alt button and itg still capitalizes, this is the best day of my life! My phone has better grammer than I do. I make periods by hitting the space bar twice. I don't put an apostrophe in when I spell " don't" and it still shows up.

Okay my fingers are cramping and Muppets from Space is starting to make me want to start drinking. Hulk Hogan just showed up.

Okay, now my phone is starting to lag. Every other word I get the hourglass. Okay that last sentence took minutes to perform.

Okay, that random person called again and this time they just hung up.

Okay my leg is asleep. You'd think your legs would be fine typing on a phone (3 hourglasses - this is why I hate AT&t).

Okay why is someone calling and hanging up? This is like an episode of "Twilight Zone", or its cheezier cousin "The Outer Limits" considering the hourglass symbol, the weird caller, you, the voyeuristic reader and Miss Piggy with Hulk Hogan in the background.


Alright, if I can get through these hourglasses and prank calls thisll be my last sentence ( hey, it didn't insert an apostrophe in thisll like it does in didn't).

Sent from a phone