This little Demmon likes to get up at the crack of dawn and help me blog.
In 2005 my dad blogged about me being Demmon #1 on his Google search. I think I pulled it off because he used a pen name 90% of the time.
Ah, the good old days of 2005. Now I am not in the first three pages of a demmon Google search ,this blog comes up on page five. This is pretty pathetic considering Google adjusts its results based on the person searching.
So here are some searching for myself results.
Bing (formerly MSN or Microsoft search or Bill Gates phone number):
As I typed my name, the picture in the Bing background changed. My mind registered fear before I even knew what had happened.
There is now a demmon.com and they are first. and... hey, classmates dot com came up first in a casson demmon search. They e-mail me everyday to tell me about old classmates that have written me messages to me through their service. I don't know who because I have to register and pay to read the 5 messages. I'll bet all five are welcome notices from the administrator.
Google:
This blog comes up first in a casson demmon search.
There is a website that has historical facts about some place in Michigan called Boston-Demmon. "Originally named Boston, the town name was later changed to Demmon in 1909, when the population reached 100." The site also has some totally annoying, flashing thing on the top of the page that says, "Dedicated Servers $75" I'll dedicate any server you want for only $5, but they have to be raised catholic (you pay shipping).
Who the heck is Hillary Demmon? She's outranking me, my family and any... wait, so are Amy, Haley, Sarah, Beth, Lyman, Matt and Dave Demmon? Did they not exist in 2005? Competition is picking up. I'm going to have to rethink my search engine optimization skills.
Actually, the first Demmon that I know of to pop up is my nephew Luther. Its his MySpace page. I can see that he was riding in the back of a car and someone took his picture in the rearview mirror.
Yahoo:
My blog is #1 under casson demmon, again. Where is cassondemmon.com? I guess it kind of sucks right now anyway...
So it seems pretty obvious that Googling yourself, or Yahooing or Binging, is a complete waste of time unless you want to get depressed by all of the relatives you never knew you had stealing your #1 spot. How did I end up on page five? Where were all these other Demmons when I was getting teased for being a demon in junior high? Back when I could have used a few popular Demmons?
Other great casson links:
1- Chris and Kenny are cool
2- I am not sure what this is?
3- who the heck is Miss Margaret Casson?
4- The greatest place to be
5- I illustrated a book
6- I always wanted to be this funny
*UPDATE
I have moved to page 3 on my latest "Demmon" Google search, page 12 with Yahoo, page 10 in Bing but only after you tell it you only want "demmon" and not "demon". Its like Bing is that junior high kid that used to call me Demon Attack. Wikipedia doesn't know I exist.
